Friday, March 14, 2014


Imagine an Imperial India Pale Ale could successfully satisfy all of your hunger cravings while simultaneously providing you with a full meal's worth of nutrition, much the way these meal-replacement bars supposedly do. Now I'm not saying that OMNIPOLLO's big, meaty imperial IPA "FATAMORGANA" is gonna fill your belly in quite such a manner, but I don't think I've ever had a hoppy ale that felt so bold, chewy, and stomach-bursting as this one.

Last year I practically wet myself with joy after trying this Swedish gypsy brewer's "LEON", a Belgian pale ale, and then slagged them mercilessly for not meeting the same high standards with their "AGAMEMNON" imperial stout. Our new imperial IPA in question splits the difference, and clocks in with a super cloudy, heavily yeast-laden pour. The beer's a little creamy, a little buttery, and that's where the sense of digestive tract overload kicks in. The IPA as meal. It's a cool wrinkle on the hoppy, high-ABV imperial/double IPA, moving it toward something a little bit off of the pine vs. citrus continuum. I dig that. I just had to go for a massive run the next day to try and counteract the four pounds this thing added to my waistline. 7.5/10.

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